Sunday, May 27, 2012

Misheard homilies

Perception is nine tenths of the flaw.


"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." from Walden by Henry David Thoreau.

Really? Everyone around me does so much bitching about it.

Monday, May 21, 2012

An open letter to e-marketing director at Romano's Macaroni Grill:

Thank you, Romano's Macaroni Grill for your email w/ subject: "happy half birthday, Bob."
How did you know I just can't feel old enough, quickly enough?
ps: for future reference I suggest the subject lines of some  OTHER spam I received along with your droll reminder of for whom the bell tolls:
1. "50% off new all weather window and door replacements."
2. "See naked photos of available women in your area."

You see? The former knows what I need, while the latter knows what I want.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Summer film I'd like to see.

t shirts are available