Sunday, August 19, 2012

it's a facade

Do not be fooled by outward appearances. 
I am most definitely chalant.

Monday, August 13, 2012

live and learn

Dear Darlene,

I was wrong. It has become increasingly apparent that I can live without you after all. Please return my jar of depilatory and my autographed copy of Mickey Rooney's memoirs. 



ps: I have neither forgiven, nor forgotten.