Thank you, Romano's Macaroni Grill for your email w/ subject: "happy half birthday, Bob."
How did you know I just can't feel old enough, quickly enough?
ps: for future reference I suggest the subject lines of some OTHER spam I received along with your droll reminder of for whom the bell tolls:
1. "50% off new all weather window and door replacements."
2. "See naked photos of available women in your area."
You see? The former knows what I need, while the latter knows what I want.