Wednesday, April 3, 2013

it's a learning curve

   O, wot a tangl'd web we weave
when first we practis' weaving webs.

new web weaving classes beginning soon.
see Marge at the senior center .

Monday, March 18, 2013

Everybody has one.

A recently published independent study of international opinion polls conducted over a period of ten years concludes that it really doesn't matter what anybody thinks.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Cursing the darkness

Better to light one candle....

but if the darkness curses back and blows out the candle - it's time to move.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Buzz kill for new year's resolutions

A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.

Of course, basically, you still have about a thousand miles left to go.
On the bright side though, it's still not too late to use the bathroom.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Pet philosophy

My dogma's better than your dogma.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

it's a facade

Do not be fooled by outward appearances. 
I am most definitely chalant.

Monday, August 13, 2012

live and learn

Dear Darlene,

I was wrong. It has become increasingly apparent that I can live without you after all. Please return my jar of depilatory and my autographed copy of Mickey Rooney's memoirs. 



ps: I have neither forgiven, nor forgotten.