knock knock

No, I didn't sneak up on you.
Maybe you were distracted by the sunlight reflecting off your ego?

desha mu

desha mu: The feeling that you've been to Sea World before.

a rude awakening

I dreamed I was sleeping - and when I woke up, I was!

multiple paths to a dead end.

"There's more than one way to skin a cat."

And, yet - you hardly see all that much cat skinning going on anymore.

our changing lexicon I

Incom-pacitated - a state of immobility due to lack of funds.

Michael Scott calling...

Hans Jive

Film buff insider joke from another era:

Liberty shot first!